Monday, January 18, 2010

Triple Distilled through diamonds or some shit


I don't drink alcohol. Its not a moral objection, or a hip cool thing to say. I just don't care to drink. But at our work party my boss pulled out some of that Crystsal Head Vodka. Although its in a cool bottle that had no effect on my decision to abstain from the drink. What completely won me over was I remembered that crazy ass video by Dan Akroid who apparently has totally lost his mind because he says this is not a crystal skull like out of some movie. He says this is the real deal and its filtered through diamonds and gives you magical powers. He may not have actually said these things but thats how I remember that video going. So yeah, I took a shot.

3 comments:

  1. i've never had this, but i've seen it at bars. if we had it at my work i wold take a shot just to see how it tastes. i think dan akroyd is the financial backing for it too. weirdo. it would be a cool coin jar once it was empty though.

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  2. I *do* drink alcohol, but I would be wary of this, because I am scared of mind control, and imbibing of this seems like you'd just be *asking* for it.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD ACKROYD!

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  3. NO, THE ACKROYD IS WONDERFUL. THE ACKROYD IS HAPPINESS. THE ACKROYD IS LOVE. SOON WE WILL ALL BE THE ACKROYD.

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