I get it. I can read between the lines. You're safe (well, relatively) in Minnesota but Unicron's index finger is totally crushing Wisconsin, where I live. I am led, inescapably, to one conclusion:ARE YOU MAD AT ME? AND WOULD A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
I ONLY ACCEPT GRILLED CHEESE WHEN MADE WITH PEPPERJACK! DO YOU HAVE PEPPERJACK!?
DUDE I ALSO LIKE GRILLED CHEESE WITH PEPPERJACK. THIS WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM.
okay, lastly I only eat grilled cheese when made in a panini press. Do you possess a panini press?**note:this grilled cheese must also contain mesquite smoked turkey breast, hot banana peppers, chipotly mayo, and possibly a slice of tomato or picante seasoned diced tomatoes. although I am not particularly fond of tomatoes.**
All right. Okay. Let me go over something with you.A grilled cheese sandwich is where you take two pieces of bread, butter them, slap some cheese in the middle, and then fry them up in a pan. You've got some room to do your own thing here - you can choose your cheese, white or wheat bread, you can darken it a lot or a little, you can use more or less cheese, whatever. But those variations still fall within the basic parameters of "a grilled cheese sandwich" as outlined above.A sandwich that contains cheese, but also turkey, pappers, mayo, tomato, and is made in a panini press? We are no longer in the realm of the grilled cheese sandwich, my friend. That is an effing PANINI you are requesting and that is NOT THE OFFER I PUT ON THE TABLE.
DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO ENJOY MY GRILLED CHEESE!IS IT GRILLED?! DOES IT HAVE CHEESE?! IS IT A SANDWICH?! THEN ITS A FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.
That's like getting pulled over for drunk driving and you tell the cop you only had a couple of glasses of soda, except that you like your soda with vodka, gin, tequila and rum in it.COP: Isn't that a Long Island Iced Tea?YOU: DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO ENJOY MY SODA!