Sorry, but Dog gets to take a backseat this week to my new main man: STEVEN SEAGAL:LAWMAN!! If you haven't watched this new show go do it. It will make you smarter, faster, and stronger than you ever thought possible. You will achieve true oneness with your inner self and be able to accomplish anything you've ever dreamed. Look at me, I am writing this post with my mind while walking on water. Truly I too have become a zen master through a life long study of marshal arts.
I've actually heard the show's good. Is your love for it a pure, non-ironic love?
ReplyDeleteMy love for Steven Seagal is non-ironic. It is pure. I love anything he does. Don't confuse that with me saying that his stuff is gold. Its like crack. People know its killing them but they can't stop. Plus, just because I'm laughing doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it.
ReplyDeletei'm going to have to check it out. it looks like a piece of shit though. not gonna lie.
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